Always look when you hear spitting.

Rule of life number #42...always look when you hear spitting, especially when you have toddlers. So tonight, I am cooking dinner. The boys are out in the living room playing. Lucas comes up behind me, squats on the floor and starts spitting. Without looking at him, I say "Lucas?? Why are you spitting on the FLOOR?"  He proceeds to say "POOP!"  When I turn around, he is literally SPITTING POOP ON THE FLOOR! No, I don't have a dog as I explained in a previous post... I checked both boys, no poop... I checked the bathrooms just in case...nothing. WHERE is this poop coming from and WHY is my kid putting it in his MOUTH!??! So I clean up this spot of poop and the spit (gross) and send him out into the living room again. I continue to cook dinner and ponder what the heck just happened. I then hear Austin... "NO LUKE! that's not FOOD!" (OMG) So I come out into the living room and Lucas has found MORE poop!! WHAT??! I check him again... he's digging it (sorry to be gross) out of his butt hole...Yes, I said it.  After I brushed his teeth, changed his diaper and vomited... I decided to keep him in the kitchen with me...close by... just in case! Kids (especially boys) are nasty.